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comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

I wear my red lipstick



" Got my makeup on, I'm Miss America, now I'm gone, baby gone"

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